Sunday, August 15, 2010

I don't really know what to talk about...

So hello...again. Since I like always greet you the same way, I am going to try a different way.
I love you. Ha ha ha! Back to business. I found a really cool website and it is full of...I know what you're thinking. Porn right? WRONG!!! I was gonna say anime. It's called Anime Dreaming or something like that. And for those SICK people who thought I was gonna say porn...you are too horny and had sex too many times. Ok ok, just kidding. I am certainly not that horny. Seriously. Ok. Back to business again. I practically say 'back to business' everytime. And if it was a business, why am I not getting paid? Huh? See ya!
Look at them horny guys

Monday, August 9, 2010

Project project PROJECT!!!

Yo. Long time (again). This four days of holidays is officially spoilt. Ok, before you read this supposedly long post, let me tell you...it may kill you. Ok, back to business. So on Friday after National Day Celebration at school, went home and at 2pm went Sherman house do Geog project but Sherman house no Microsoft PPT so we go Yi Xuan house to finish. Then Saturday go Clara house to do PE project. Stupid Shuli go blame me for hacking into Clara facebook account. So never finish again and the next day which was Sunday which was yesterday for those stupid people. Went to Cecilia house. Supposed to meet at Mac but never tell me which Mac so I go the 201 Mac but they were not there so I ate there and went to TMart Mac and found them. So went to Cecilia house and did SGEM Project. Only Cecilia, Joynessa and me do 'cause Pei Xuan too retarded to do. Ok ok, so we they were using facebook and I hacked into each of their accounts. And I also remembered Yi Xuans password so I logged in and made her a lesbian (ha ha ha). Then I got bullied by Cecilia and Joynessa. And then follow Cecilia to go print the research. Then go home. And today Sherman, Clara and Yi Xuan come to my house to finish the Geog project and finally finished it. But bad luck, Yi Xuan and Clara go BK and got lost on the way back to my house. So Sherman and me had to go find them. And after an hour they got back by themselves. Wasted my holiday sia.

I getting sick of projects...

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Class BBQ (not fun)

Anyways...hi. Sorry for waiting so long before posting about the BBQ. I was busy playing Digimon Battle. I hate the stupid BBQ. I got injured three times. 1) I was playing Badminton when I came and the racket his my arm. 2) I was running down the slope after playing Badminton with Guan Da, could not stop and wham my dick got hit against a hard metal railing. 3) I was running after the stupid ball and a cat kicked my leg and injured it. But I did not fall, instead the retarded cat did. And the cat is...(drumrolls)...QUI MEOW! No cheers people. As I was saying, that stupid condo is the worst place for me besides Sungei Buloh. You would know what happened at Sungei Buloh if you had read the post on it. Ha ha ok bye. I love you! Ha ha!
Ha ha bush...

Thursday, July 1, 2010

3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3

Ha ha ha. I did'nt even follow the stupid time-table at school. Oh, and the reason why the title is 3 3 3 3...you get the point, is because I did everything in 3s today. I ate 3 times. I checked my homwork 3 times (surprising). And I changed 3 times...I still trying to come up with a reason for changing three times. Anywho, today school SFL was sooooo boooriiiing. That old lady Mr. Sulaiman had to come in and he kept winking at me. Oh my god! I think he's gay. Nah, but seriously boys who want to keep their virginity until they're married. Don't worry about losing yours cause' you're gonna lose it in about 3 years...NAH! Just kidding. But seriously DON'T WORRY!

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Very long time

It has been a very long time and I have decided to eat more chocolate pudding. Chocolate pudding is simply delicious. Oh, and it's not REALLY pudding. I just bought a chocolate fudge ice-cream and took out all the chocolate from the stick put it on a plate and melted it in my oven...yes MY oven. I put the melted chocolate on bread and ate it like 13 times. OMG...no not you Ming Guan. School is one day away and I am so peppy right now I had to rewrite the word chocolate like 3 times to get it right. See ya tomorrow!
Don't ask me, I just found it

Friday, April 23, 2010

Long time my dear, dear friends

Okey, we had a sexuality talk...okay before I start that make sure that you are 12 and above...time to continue. As I was saying, we had a sexuality talk and 1E2 had to share a class with 1E1. So fun, I got to be grouped with Winson, Chong Lea and Kenny. They are my old school friends...except Winson of course. The teacher in charge of our two classes was Mr. Tan. That guy talk like he so shy. But I'm sure he already had that thing with a you know who. This is why I told you to be 12 years and above. Then you would understand what I am trying to say here. See...there is always a good reason why I tell you all these things. Oh yeah, and Winson did touch me there...
Piss out once again!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Today/20-04-2010

Yo wassup. I'm kinda sad today...'cause I gotta go to the dentist tomorrow at 8:30am. I so sway. Today had Literature. So fun. I acting as Mrs. Jenkins. I'm beautiful...okay maybe not. But you all shall know that I am beautiful and I will be one step closer to ruling the world with my Zombie Army. MUAH HA HA HA HA HA!!! Okay I give, I have no Zombie Army. Here's a phrase for Winson.
Even if people think you're a nut...I think that you are the greatest nut ever! FRIENDS FOREVER!
Piss out homeys...

Monday, April 19, 2010

I just realized

Okay...I know that this will sound wierd as I own this blog and stuff. But I just realized that Meow is the only person who commented in my blog. And I am mad 'cause my blog is for people to read and it is certainly not a kitty-playground! Oh yah, today Winson so damn irritating. Keep touching my down there and saying 'Ram is so hot'. I damn shit sia. Winson also lick his water bottle cap until his saliva drip all over him. Lucky sia, my hand so close to his mouth A.K.A. piehole. 
This is Winsaliva

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Winson's Soccer Post

Winson, since when did Chin Han become a new brand of meat called 'Chin HAM'. Your spelling still suckz. And don't think that my spelling suckz too. I'm typing 'Z' 'cause it sounds better when you say it. YAY! My old class 6B and 6A are having a class gathering on the 11th of June. I miss all my old friends. WOOOHOOO! Foock...well, that's all. FOR NOW!

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Tuesday suckz

I keep drawing circles. I play pokemon ranger too much. Now whenever I write something I can't help but draw circles. WAAAAAAAH!!! I'm an innocent guy. Monkey Butt and Long Dick...he he he. So that's all for today...or is it. Yeah it is! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I'm laughing because I've got nothing better to do...

Monday, April 12, 2010

Today at school

Today at school also quite lame. I got one of the highest in class for Science. The highest was 32 by Guan Da and mine and Derek's were 30 only. I never study also can get 2nd highest in class. Winson so jealous. Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha

Thursday, April 8, 2010

SFL under the sea

Today SFL period my class went to the lab to do some Gaylife thing. I am calling it 'gay' as the name suggests 'Aqualife'. NO FAIR! I win so many memory games and did not even get a single point. It's 5 points each win. I completed the game 34 times. You do the math. Anyway...I found out I didn't get a single point when I tried makinf my 'Virtual Aquarium'. So now you see kids, Gaylife is not good for health...not good for you*

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Criminal Minds

Hee. Now I know that 21 is an omen number and to avoid that number. Okay, now back to business. The W girl I was writing...typing about was not Weining but Winson. I was trying to cheat him. But too bad... I didn't come that day. So sick. Waaaaaaaaaaah! My temperature was so high. If I remember... 38.4 is the temperature.
I'm so HOT!!!

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Who the hell?

Who the hell is register number 21? Winson, you better tell me at school tomorrow on 1st April. Or I shall play a prank on the likes of you. GOT THAT! As you all can see...or read, I am a big fan of April fool's day. I simply love it. I love it a little less than stickman and pirates. ARRRRRRRRR!!! Okay, back to business. BIG business! Hee hee! I Ram shall be going to the Singapore River tomorrow on April fool's day, and my fellow 1E2 classmates please beware. I am kind enough to tell you that something very bad is going to happen to a person whose name starts with W. Oh, and it's a girl.

Monday, March 29, 2010

EL lesson on 29-03-2010

Today english lessson was bad for me as I had been busy for the weekend and haven't finished my homework. But anyway she always starts from the other end of the classroom and there was a lot of other people that hadn't done their assignments. But I know I was telling the truth and did not argue about staying back and finishing the homework. After I had finished the homework, I looked for my english teacher but to no avail. So I decided to go home as it was getting late for me. Okay that's all FOR NOW!!!

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Yo people

Sorry people, my computer was downloading something so I could not blog for quite some time. I love POKEMON RANGER!!!

Monday, March 15, 2010

March Holidays

I am merging the colours. I have just read Sword of the rightful King finish. It turned out one of the male characters was actually a girl disguised as a guy. Yay I finish the Science Quiz too. Okay only a few mminutes ago...but I still finished it didn't I? But...I still don't really care. Hehe that's my motto. I think it's a good one too. Bye for now.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Sword of the rightful King

Again don't ask me about the title. I was reading a book while blogging, so there you have it. So I blogged because I had nothing better to do. Oh and JOLENE WATCH OUT I'M COMING TO YR PARTY!!! Yeah...now I feel better. I'm gonna get her a girly present like a...okay I give. I don't know what to get her.
So once again, WATCH OUT!!!

Monday, March 8, 2010

Bendy (I don't really care)

Wassup homey. Long time I never blog. Don't even ask me why I named this post 'Bendy'. I had nothing to write so I decided to put Bendy 'cause it's Winson's favourite ruler. But I still don't really care. Today I had to switch places with Afiqah again because had RISE lesson. Haidah so irritating. I hate her. But RISE also was quite fun. Mr Chew keep telling us to keep quiet. Ken, Joseph and Aizat was getting tortured by the whole class. So funny. QUIET! QUIET! QUIET! Hehehe.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

SFL goes to jail.

Today SFL went to Changi Prison Museum. Quite nice and old fashioned. I also saw how dark and crammy the prison cells were during the Japanese Occupation. I feel sorrow for the poor souls...actually I don't feel anything. Hehehehe! I am sniggering. EVIL ROCKZ!!!

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Stickman

I love stickman. Today Winson draw a very nice model of a bus and I decided to destroyed it by drawing stickman all over hius beautiful art...okay, maybe not so beautiful. But stickman rock! Jolene invite almost the whole class to her birthday party but I think I cannot go bacause I have stupid NPCC camp on the March 1-week holiday.

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Oh yeah!

I forgot to tell you guys something I should have told long ago...okay, maybe not that long ago. It's a big secret. Don't know if you realized it but I am ADDICTED TO PIRATES. If you don't believe it take a look at my posts again. Believe now? So Friday had NPCC. Stupid PT (physical training) make me late to go home to celebrate my mom's birthday. Released at about 7:30 reach home at 8:15. WTF!!! Waste my time. Let's try this. If you should have done something worthwhile for 1 hour but you didn't. Don't think of it as 'I wasted 1 hour'. Think of it as 'I wasted 1 hour of my life!' Does it make you worried? It sure makes me worried.
OOOOH!

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Yay

Yay. I got a new water bottle. It's pretty cool. When it is empty and you blow it, you can make a boat kinda sound. I love it. So I'm no more angry with Winson for BREAKING my old water bottle. I'm happy so I post happy pictures.
Isn't Flapjack cute?





Wednesday, February 24, 2010

My Dear Water Bottle

Shit lah. That stupid Winson go and break my fave water bottle with the 'DRINK ME' word on it. WAAAAH!!! Curse you Winson...and Qui Miao for no reason. I so sad. I wanna post sad pictures.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Stupid Woman

Foock. Afiqah sitting behing me. So irritating, always 'ha ha ha' at any joke I say to Winson. I think I prefer Shanell. She quite quiet compared to Mdm FATiqah. Hee. Don't tell her. Than she will cry. WAAAAAAH!!! So...I got beaten by Haidah in the Geo worksheet 'cause of 1 freaking mark. Qui Meow still suck. Moo! I'm a cat.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Today at School

School suck today. First, I went for recess and play Badminton with Guan Da, Desmond and Aretha. Oh and Chin Han. Than that time I sprained my foot AGAIN. Than it got a bit better in class. I did my mother tongue homework during chinese lesson. But it turned out I didn't go for tamil. I had the Sports Day Hits or something. Than I injured my freaking foot again. But lucky no need to run because not enough time. The guy say the teacher choose anyhow. So Jian Yu was (not that I care) very sad. So I went home with my Grandma who is not actually my real grandma. She's just a malay girl who was from my old school that I like to call grandma. So that's all. UNTIL THE NEXT BLOG!!!

This is Osama Bean Laden.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Sungei Buloh & Others

Yay! I love Sungei Buloh. It's so lame. Lamer than SBS buses I have to say. Winson will sure be happy when he reads this. Hee! Just kidding. SBS still suck. But I also take buses to school. So it is good for something. Sungei Buloh trips are unlucky for me. The last time I went I had a HIGH fever. And this time, I had a sprained ankle. CURSE YOU SUGEI BULOH!!! That's all for today.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

School

Aye me maties. ARRRRR!!! I'm a pirate today. Homeworks are for chums...like Winsooooooooooon. Arrr!

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Valentine's Day

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!! Winson will you be my Valentine? Just kidding. I wanna banana to be my Valentine. Yay here's a picture.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Weekend

Yay my computer has recovered and the internet does not lag anymore I can play Sudden Attack again and oh, of course do my homework faster. So why I'm telling this is because it affects my blog too. I know what you did last SUMMER!!!

Friday, February 12, 2010

Chinese New Year Concert

Hi! This is about the Chinese New Year concert that we had in East Spring Secondary on the 12th of February. Anywho, Meow was sitting behind me taking video of the whole concert. It was so irritating. Also Jing Fu was sitting in front of me. He is so irritating. I just wished that Meow's camcorder ran out of battery and she had to take it down cause' it was hitting my head everytime I moved my head up to watch the concert properly. That's all for now.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Mimefreak (mindfreak) parody

Don't worry about the vulgar. All are 'tooted'*. Winson or any other people please go to youtube and type MIMEFREAK Episode 1 (Mindfreak parody). Copy this exactly.

Worm 3D

Uhhh guys I know this is kind of irritating but I decided to remove Worm 3D. Cause it was bugging me a lot.

Thank you for nothing!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

About the game

If you play the game that I have chose and lose you can't play it again. You have to refresh the page so the game will be refreshed but be WARNED the blogs may be corrupted. Don't ask me why. So read first play later. Okay?
Here's a picture of 'Goop'

Woo First one

Ummm. I saw Winson's blog (Bus Freak's) blog and I decided to make my own blog. Soooooooo. Um that's all. Oh yeah and if you (Winson) are reading this, MINDFREAK SUCKS!!! It's worse than Sesame Street.